Monday, October 2, 2017





People have heard for years that the devil has seven sons.  Well, I’m actually number
eight.  I've kind of lived in the background by being the youngest.  You know, the last 
to get the platter at dinner, (although human flesh is not my preference), the last to be 
remembered when the grownups are yelling at all the kids and running down the list 
of names until they get to the guilty party (the one perk to being so far down the line, 
I get to come up with a bang-up excuse once I’m caught), the last to have the parents 
remind you to put on your shoes because we’re all going on a family outing (I’ve been left  
‘home alone’ quite a few times because no one bothered about me.)  Okay, you get the 
picture, I don't want to be a whiner. It just gives my brothers more ammunition. If you 
have any brothers, you know what I mean.


By the way, I’m દુષ્ટ.  As you can tell from my name, the folks couldn't even be bothered 
to give me a proper name with real letters. Just a sigil. Oh well, my brothers only call 
me “Hey, Shrimp " or "Yo, Toothpick. “Such fine beings (sigh).


But back to my point, I am the son of ONE of the rulers of the underground.  You’ve 
heard all the names; Satan, Memnoch, Lucifer, etc.  So, what I'm really saying is there's 
more than one “Devil. “They each have their own area and they each have their own 
particular way of running the “establishment.”  Dante screwed up.  There are actually 
10 circles of hell.  My dad rules that tenth one.  There's lots of room in each one of the 
areas.  When they talk among themselves, they say it’s because, for whatever reason, 
Love trumps Hate and Hope will always trump Despair.

 At the moment, I'm up above supposedly doing things on my father's behalf.  You 
know, whispering in people’s ears that they should be doing evil things and not helping 
others, or encouraging them to be breaking all those Commandments they’re so bent on 
trying to salvage.  I suppose there's a certain charm to being a do-gooder.  Warm and 
fuzzy and all that, but personally I just don't get it.  Anyway, my old man thinks I'm 
doing his bidding, but I'm really just partying and having a good time.  I couldn’t care 
less what others are doing or thinking unless it involves fun.  I just want to be me.  I 
think I got that line from one of those “songs" I heard.  You know what I mean.  Humans 
have something called music which I really dig.  I'm actually enjoying just hanging out 
with these mortals.  Most of them seem to know how to have a good time.  I fit in pretty 
well.  I don't look anything like that crazy cat loving Hellboy.  Speaking of Hell—-What 
kind of name is that for a place.?  It doesn't sound exotic at all, now something like Tahiti 
or Oahu evokes exotic sensations, agreed?  Someday I’m going to party there! 

Lucifer and the others get a bad rap, but my dad is one mean SOM, (son of a mongoose 
in underworld vernacular.)  A most unpleasant sort who likes to have this own way and 
rules our household with an iron fist. Everybody else in the vicinity hates him. They’ve 
made sure you don’t know of him because he's so annoying. The best way to get under 
his skin is to undermine his revenue (souls) and they are so slick about getting it done, 
he’s yet to catch on. If he ever does, I’m going to be as far away from there as possible 
when the lightbulb comes on.  He’s not stupid, he just believes everyone fears him too 
much to cross him, ego, ego, ego.

Finvec is his name, that doesn't sound too scary, but you don't ever want to meet the guy.  
In his own mind, he believes that he is the best Father of Lies.


And speaking of such, guess who you've been listening to (wide grin.)  All that about layers 
of this and ranks of that. Hogwash.  Make no mistake. My name is Lucifer, Satan, whatever 
else those who fear me may wish to call me.  I don’t care.  As you now know, I am the TRUE 
Father of Lies and I am the one and ONLY ruler of the underworld.  All souls who come 
there are mine.  Really? Hope trumps despair??  Ha, Ha, Ha……. Sucker!












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